Best escape room for kids in Portland!
Greetings, Puzzlers!
2020 has turned out to be one heck of a year, hasn’t it?
As you may have guessed from our company name, Escapism Portland specializes in getting away from it all, if only for an hour at a time. Lately, though, our guests have been asking about taking a longer trip. A one-way trip, perhaps, to someplace far, far away.
I’ve got great news! We’ve recently partnered with some angel investors who specialize in destinations that are out of this word–literally!
They call themselves the , though to accurately pronounce their name requires intermittent pulses in infrared and a fourth dimensional handshake, whatever that is. They heard that our escape rooms were drawing in the smartest humans around and asked if they could design a room.
We thought that we were puzzle design pros but the Xorbglorbians showed us that we had a thing or three to learn! They’ve created an intelligence-testing habitat that doesn’t rely on any padlocks, number codes, or keys!
We had our doubts at first, but the aliens reasoned (with all three of their plasma-powered brains) that a keyless, lockless room would be the perfect experience for both new and experienced escape room guests.
So if you want to get away from it all for a while, and are interested in trying out a room that no mere human brain could have crafted, ask about Alien Zoo!
The Xorbglorbians promise that you’ll find your new home so fun that you’ll never leave…even if you want to.